12/14/2022 0 Comments Lbp sleepyheadVex: I’m kind of crushing on someone, but I’m worried about telling you who it is, because you’re not going to like it Stitcher, from across the room: I’m doing great, thanks! Stitcher: We almost got surprise adopted! Vex, driving Newton and Stitcher: So how was your day? Newton, pouring milk directly into the cereal bag: And you thought I could help? Vex: HELP! I TOLD STITCHER I’D COOK DINNER TONIGHT BUT I CAN’T COOK! We hang mistletoe, but instead of kissing, you have to FIGHT whoever else is under it. Newton: Is anyone here good at jumping up and down and making weird noises? Newton: And then you cried when he said he wasn’t Vex: Come on, I wasn’t that drunk last night. *Building explodes and several car alarms go off* Newton: He’ll probably, like, make a noise or throw a rock. Vex: What do you think Stitcher will do for a distraction? Newton: Great, the only party I’ve ever been invited to and they might not even die. Vex: If I die, my funeral is going to be the biggest party ever and you’re all invited Newton, sighing: I will stop Stitcher from getting punched. Newton: Sure, I’d love to see Stitcher get punched. He’s going to say something to the wrong person and get punched. Vex: Newton, keep an eye on Stitcher today. Newton: Whoa, whoa, wait, you think I’m only worth ten thousand dollars? Give us ten thousand dollars and they will be returned to you unharmed Vex, negotiating with Stitcher: We have Newton. Newton: You think he knows what he’s doing? Stitcher: It’s not an act, it’s just that I’m mean and Newton isn’t Vex: I really like this whole ‘good guy, bad guy’ thing you guys have going on. Newton, from across the room: He’s the little spoon. Vex: Are you the big spoon or the little spoon? Stitcher: It’s a hypothetical question, Newton! who would you save? Vex: If Stitcher and I were drowning, who would you save? Vex: I know you snuck out last night, Stitcher.
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